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Monday, May 16, 2011

Why 60% Of Girls In Kampala Will Not Get Married


Good day villagers. Today i will play the role of the devils advocate. It is every girls dream to meet her prince charming who will sweep her off her feet to live happily ever after. Walking down the isle makes one of the greatest passage of life.

Unfortunately that dream is slowly fading away to oblivion. To many girls in Kampala and other urban areas it will forever remain a dream that never came true.

The reasons why desperados divas are increasing by the day are very simple. A lady with any of the following characteristics is not the marriageable types. Avoid her like the plague.

1. ALCOHOLISM AND DRUNKNDESS
2. LACK OF SUBMISSIVENESS
3. LACK OF RESPECT
4. PROSTITUTION
5. BEING MATERIALISTIC
6. THE INDEPEDENT WOMAN SYNDROME - this scares men away
7. CONFUSED DESPERADOS -many girls dont know what they want
8. UNREALISTIC EXPECTATIONS
9. BRAGGING
10. POOR DRESSING HABITS
11. POOR COMMUNICATION SKILLS.
12. BIOLOGICAL CLOCK SKWENESS
13.PERSISTANT NAGGERS.
14.BEGGING LADIES ALL THE TIME.
15.NEGATIVE NELLIES-EMPTY GOSSIP& STORIES VILIFYING PEOPLE
16.SELFISH,SELF CENTRED FEMALES.
17.MANIPULATIVE AT ALL COSTS
18.PATHOLOGICAL LIARS.

This question is for the gentlemen in the village. What is turning you away from the Kampala girls? Please add to the list where applicable.

Always yours the mind manger